Offlein.com

...Your #1 Source for all the Best Guitar Tabs

Hello! How can I help you?

Offlein.com

...because I am a religious experience

Art and Design

I've done a handful of illustrations over the years. Some are even not bad. Larger versions are available upon request.

  • FG Thanksgiving 2012 - A Thanksgiving card for Ferrazzi Greenlight, utilizing their four mindsets: Generosity, Intimacy, Candor, and Accountability

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...Wanna know the rest? Hey, buy the rights.

Guitar Tabs

I write guitar tabs sometimes when I can't find any for a song I like. Here they are. ALL OF 'EM!

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...where imagination embarrasses me later

Soul

We don't have souls (...probably), but this may help you disengage your parietal lobe.

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...hello Captain Ahab. Let me be your Moby Dick.

Silliness

This whole site used to house my employment info and a bunch of garbage I randomly threw up. Now the garbage is separated onto this page.

  • Ringtone - Offlein.com, your source for all the best ringtone. ...There's only one. (Loituma's Ievan Polka)
  • I hear you - I smoke a cigar in a manner that could be used to visually indicate solemn empathy.
  • Moon Landing Hoax - We have reason to believe Louis Armstrong never actually walked on the moon. (A visual joke.)